Unclog It Myself

My housemates are literally at war with each other. Every morning I wake up to the sound of one of my housemates screaming at the other. It’s pretty exhausting if I’m being honest. Especially because I don’t care about what they’re fighting about either – I don’t shower, you see.  I’m a blokes-bloke, and I don’t want to smell like soap and flowers every day. Women like the smell of