Being an architect assigned to the lunar colony of Melbourne feels like a surreal dream come to life. The moon’s unique environment provides a refreshing departure from Earth’s stringent safety protocols and the confines of terrestrial physics. Embracing this liberating setting, I find myself regularly summoned to craft innovative structures—an ever-evolving repertoire ranging from robotic animal habitats to subterranean public pools that delve into the planetary core. Today’s focus centres

I’ve planned some strange pet weddings, but I think this one takes the cake. For starters, I’ve never married a conure to a bulldog before. How did these two animals even fall in love? It’s just strange. But then there’s the theme of the wedding, too. Window tinting? That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. Of course, I’ll get it done, because this couple deserves to have the wedding they’ve

Oh golly-gosh, there’s so much to think about when planning a new office. Do tinted windows say ‘your pets can get married here’? Ugh, no, that’s crazy; I need stained glass for that sort of effect. I need my desk to be in front of a massive window, carved from gorgeous stained glass, depicting Saint Francis of Assisi sitting astride a turtle and soaring through the clouds, flanked by his

I was vacuuming the other day, and was struck by a sudden realisation: what if I’m actually hurting my business?  Brenda, Steven, Jeremy and Sarah leave a lot of fur around the place, especially during shedding season. It makes the place smell very cat and dog-ish, so I try to clean as much as I can…but what if my clients want that? If I was finding someone to bring my