The Heart Wants Heat

Out of all of my services, Pet Matchmaking has to be the hardest. I’m quite skilled in the art of divining a pet’s inner troubles, which covers therapy and marriage counselling. Pet weddings? Well, one only needs empathy for the animals, and a desire to see them happy! Matchmaking is tricky, however, and requires a great deal of thought. Just yesterday I was asked to find the perfect match for

Aquatic Ceremonial Woes

Now I’m getting requests to take my business out to sea. Oh dear.  We used to go boating as a family, of course, but we only really know one sort of boating, and that’s the type where you’ve got an extremely large cruise ship with hundreds of people, and restaurants, and swimming pools, and special event nights. I suppose that’s not ‘boating’ specifically, as it is simply inhabiting a boat