I love my holiday house. My parents and I have gone to the house every summer for at least ten years whilst I’m on school holidays and it’s the best. I spend all my time swimming in the pool and hanging out in the gardens. The house is massive and really old but beautiful, and I feel like some sort of French princess when I’m living there. Sometimes it gets
My friends and I have this software installed on our phone that lets us see where each other are at all times. It sounds creepy but we’re all happy to show each other our locations because we’re best friends and we know everything about each other. It’s especially great on a night out when we’re not hanging out together but are close by. It helps us meet up and hang
A lot of people come to me for advice on why their four-legged friend is acting up. It’s not my area of expertise, exactly, but as a pet wedding celebrant I’m more attuned to subtle behavioural cues than most. To keep it simple, let’s say the enquiry is about a dog. The first thing I’ll suggest is that the dog may not have everything it needs to feel like part
I’ve been wondering if I should branch out and become a real marriage celebrant, rather than just a pet one. My parents always told me that conducting pet weddings and giving pet marriage counselling didn’t count as a real job. For the most part, I ignored them. I’ve been making a fine living with my little niche, and I do love it. But the other day I went to the
I’ve planned some strange pet weddings, but I think this one takes the cake. For starters, I’ve never married a conure to a bulldog before. How did these two animals even fall in love? It’s just strange. But then there’s the theme of the wedding, too. Window tinting? That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. Of course, I’ll get it done, because this couple deserves to have the wedding they’ve
I have the tendency to fall asleep on the couch just minutes after sitting down. This could be after I’ve just woken up in the morning or after eating dinner. No matter what the circumstances are, I’ll end up falling asleep. This is obviously quite a problem because I keep losing time to sleep, but I also somewhat enjoy it as well. Whenever I fall asleep during the day I
“Oh, no, Ms Rosie, please don’t do that to the flowers!” I yelled from the other side of the chapel, running over to the bride. She’d been doing it all day, grabbing petals with her beak and ripping them off. I love birds, I truly do, but planning a wedding for them has turned out to be much harder than I expected. The Jefferson family came to me a few
Note from Ashleigh: This isn’t the normal kind of thing I would post on my website, but I was contacted by the team at Not Flicks with an opportunity to generate some traffic here by promoting season two of Australia’s Next Top Office. So, without further ado, I’ll hand this over to Space Wizard to introduce himself! I just speak into this magic stick and the words appear on the
Does anybody know where I can buy some flowers? It seems that every flower stall in the city is closed. Oh, I’m in real trouble if I can’t find some beautiful flowers before tonight. Everything else is ready for Sherbert and Bella’s wedding but it will be for nothing if I can’t get the perfect decorative flowers. Months of pet wedding planning for nothing! I thought I’d be able to
For my entire life, I have prided myself on going against the stereotype. I am a four-foot nothing, twenty year old girl, and I definitely look so small that it seems like I could break at any moment. But frankly, this is not the case. When you get a better look, it becomes plainly obvious that I wouldn’t break – instead, I’d be the one to break you. I’m tough